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There’s nothing in Davy Jones’s locker
By: Martyn |Aston Villa have spent the entire season sitting back and hoping to hit sides on the break. In doing so, they are lauded as the saviours of English football. As for Arsenal and their fancy dan foreigners, bah humbug etc. Likewise, Everton and their hit and hope the big lad muscles it goalwards policy sees [...]
No monomaniacs in our team, but megalomania is in abundance! So unfortunately, is the continued conceding of late equalizers.
By: Martyn |Football has a myriad of titillating quirks. Did you know that in the Tunisian Ligue Professionnelle 1 (Tunisia’s Premier Division, dummies) no club is allowed a non-Tunisian goalkeeper? Or, that relegation in Argentina’s top division is based on a side’s performance average over the previous three seasons? While the former is undoubtedly steeped in a [...]
YEEEES to a much-required Gas and Heating Bill provider’s Cup exit, and lamenting the paucity of an orgasmically alliterative Fan Zhiyi fanzine!
By: Martyn |NET-RUSTLING PREVENTER PROBLEMS
In news I haven’t reported recently, golden baldie oldie Peter Enckelman (a tongue-torturing headline just waiting to be written upon his retirement or departure – FINNISH FIND FINISHED! Failing that, I offer my own to cover Enckleman’s knee injury that dictates his 6-week absence – FINN KNEE NOT FUNNY! Right, time to start [...]
Another postponement leaves Cardiff City facing major fixture congestion in the coming months
By: Martyn |Tomorrow’s away game at Charlton Athletic has been postponed because of the weather. The old ‘fan safety’ chestnut was bungled into the statement that a club representative and the FA delivered with utmost seriousness. With Charlton rock-bottom, in dire form, and a enduring a paucity of healthy key players (Hudson, Semedo, Zheng Zhi), the boys [...]
At last, looking at the league table in February fills City supporters everywhere with immense pride!
By: Martyn |Another victory (2-0), another clean-sheet, another 3 points, and Reading, Sheffield United, Birmingham City and the Jacks all dropped points. Could yesterday have gone any better (you there at the back… stop shouting that we could have scored more than two goals for the first time all season!)?
Pre-match, we were treated to the quite magnificent [...]






