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Powerade-quaffing surrender monkeys
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! [...]
Category: Cardiff City News
Tags: abject, Cardiff City News, Cardiff put out, goodbye Ninian Park, Jacks lose out, lean mean Keane erm ween teen seen been, play off predictions, relegation predictionsWith Tamer TUNA on the scene, why did Mark FISH retire?!
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Were Jack Nicholson to make something rotten happen in Gotham City during the afternoon of December 25th, a bloated Bruce Wayne would be in a bit of pickle. Or a post-dinner chocolate and eggnog-fuelled haze of lethargic sofa-lazing. With his employer attempting to get into his trusty suit, Alfred Pennyworth would only be able to [...]
Category: Cardiff City NewsMost impressive opposition players at Ninian Park this season XI.
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It’s that time of the season where everyone gets obsessed with choosing a player or team of the season. I’m always a tad wary of indulging myself in such things, especially so-called *teams of the season*. Admittedly, I paddle occasionally, but often only to counter the arguments of those who insist that Roger Johnson is/has [...]
Category: Cardiff City NewsHave City poured good Claret down the sink?
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I wasn’t able to attend Saturday’s clash against Crystal Palace due to my Darren Purse being emptier than a banker’s heart (or Christmas 2009 bonus cheque in the supposed new world of more stringent finance sector regulation) at present. Some useful links to get your teeth into for action, analysis, comment and post-match fall-out (a [...]
Category: Cardiff City NewsChampions League Schmampions League
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As generic early-third-millennium girl band All Saints once sang, “I know where’s it at“. Shaznay and the gang were right: who gives two hoots about UEFA’s too-exclusive and frequently-dull idea of a premier continental competition when you can see Cardiff City cherry-pickin’ on a team who’ve given Manchester United a run for their money on [...]
Category: Cardiff City News Tags: 4 goals, All Saints, Barry Bannan remember the name, BTO, Cardiff City News, Eddie x 2, Wheres WallyA TV show on at 11am Sunday morning that was a bit more lively than all the cookery and religious ones.
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Not being fans of HD-regular Premier League sides, us lower league lovers tend to treat our team making an appearance on the box as a bit spesh. This pseudo-excitement tends to overlook the fact that the coverage does not really impact on your match-day experience save for obnoxious acquaintances who proudly display AIG on their [...]
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