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‘Phew’ at these few
By: Martyn |By virtue of failing to capture a transfer target last summer, it appears that we’ve had a fortuitous moral escape. Marlon King was briefly lusted after, but thankfully negotiations barely went beyond a few e-mails/faxes/phone calls. Or texts, whatever it is club chairmen do these days (Ridsdale to Dave Whealan: “HI DAVE. CN WE SGN [...]
10 reasons why Peter Whittingham is currently making life more difficult for City’s opponents than trying to pull a condom over Darth Maul’s head
By: Martyn |12 goals in 17 games, 9 in the last 6, milestone hat-tricks, countless assists: yep, life is sweet for the left-midfielder at present. So pointing and laughing at Iridonian Zabraks aside, here are a full roster of toes explaining how and why Peter Whittingham is currently more potent in attack than the Luftwaffe was over [...]
No Wanderers, Athletic, or United invited
By: Martyn |Chris Coleman’s dusky complexion and diamond-cut suit lend him an aura (?) that the charcoal bagginess of Dave Jones (and his threads) lacks. Nevertheless, it was the Jones-led City edging it in the alphabetical stakes who came out on top during a meeting the pair’s respective sides on Tuesday evening: a 2-0 margin that wasn’t [...]
‘bird feed
By: Martyn |Due to being stuck in t’mine shaft with only a canary and baa baa black sheep-coloured sedimentary rock for company, I missed Saturday’s 1-1 draw with Richard O’Brien’s Neil Warnock’s Crystal Maze Palace. Therefore, my usual probing tactical analysis will be absent. However, focusing on that which I have seen, namely, the goals. For what [...]
Whatever happened to…
By: Martyn |A look at where life has taken some of the peripheral signings of the Dave Jones reign.
Jason BYRNE (01/07 – 09/08)
The Irish Gerd Müller was signed for a paltry £100k, and statistically his arrival seemed canny business. Unfortunately for Byrne, Championship-standard football is a pastime played in a vast surface area amongst a plethora of [...]
These little town blues… are melting away
By: Martyn |2009/10s Cardiff City are proving to be owners of the most prominent split personality since Dr Henry Jekyll’s. Limp, moribund showings against the likes of Doncaster Rovers and the Parkies have been consigned to a dustbin seemingly reserved for anomalies: unless of course the 6-point-reaping, 10-goals-in-180-minute triumphs of the past week are themselves the occurrences [...]






